I'm officially an idiot.
I've been cleaning and cleaning: washing curtains, treating carpet, bleaching the tub in a frantic attempt to find and remove the source of that pervasive, oniony smell in my house.
All the while, I've been putting kitchen scraps into my kitchen compost bin. Only this morning did I remember putting onions in the compost bin earlier this month. Source of the smell? Huh. Maybe.
Anyway, the compost bin got dumped outside and cleaned this morning. Let's hope that solves the problem, shall we?
Normally, I empty it immediately following an onion deposit. Must have gotten distracted.
Which reminds me, if I don't thaw some chicken, I'll be eating chocolate for dinner.
Like that's a problem. Or a novelty.