Welcome to the home of
Ranunculus Turtle * 

   In real life, I manage the mundane.
Here, as Ranunculus Turtle, I plod through more fantastic mental landscapes, seeking answers to the greater questions of
"Why am I here?,"
"What is God thinking?"
and most importantly of all,
"When do we eat?"

 I welcome you to my strange, little world. 

Feel free to poke around. 
Find sources for paintball masks and Christian fiction.
See the real and fictional inspiration for my story worlds.
Read my daily blog. 
 

Updated 4.5.11

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